You’ve probably heard several stories, ranging from Celestia being a prude, to alcohol being poisonous to ponies, to who knows what else. The topic of why alcohol is banned in Equestria. “Anyway, as I was saying, today I thought I’d speak on a topic that combines politics, science, history, international relations, and a certain amount of crime.
You may reclaim them in the toilet of the nearest restroom … Yes, I’ll give you all a moment to turn them off … Alright, thank you. Cell phones that go off in my class will be teleported out of the auditorium. Thank you … By the way, for future reference, my policy on cell phones is simple.
“Whose phone is that? Turn it off please … Yes, you. Today I thought –”Īringy dingy ding ding dong. And it’s an honor for me to be guest lecturing today at George Washington University.
But you can just call me Twilight, or Twilight sparkle … But not Book Horse or The Purple Smart, please. Anyway, my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle. Login Why Alcohol is Banned in Equestria by MoonriseUnicorn
